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General Discussion / Post Jokes Here
« Last post by psycho on May 21, 2023, 11:32:32 AM »
Walmart installed a medical kiosk. For $10 and a urine sample, it would diagnose any condition.
When my friend went with a sore elbow, the computer printout read "You have tennis elbow.
Soak it in warm water and avoid heavy work for 2 weeks" Impressed, my friend wondered if he could fool the machine.

He mixed tap water with dog crap, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and then pleasured himself into the mixture.
When he put the sample into the machine the next day, the printout read:

"1. Your tap water is too hard. Use softener.

2. Your dog has ringworm. Give it antibiotics.

3. Your daughter is on cocaine. Get her to rehab.

4. Your wife is expecting twins. Not yours. Get a lawyer.

5. If you keep playing with yourself, your tennis elbow won't get better!"


"Thank you for shopping at Walmart"
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Gungame Servers / Re: Admin
« Last post by psycho on May 16, 2023, 09:25:38 AM »
I had a change of heart and decided to un ban the player Suck. For some reason the server rebanned him after a few  days. I unbanned him again.

I remember back in the day when I ran the Buckwheat's servers that bans were hard to undo. I will check from time to time to make sure it doesn't  happen again.
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Gungame Servers / Re: Admin
« Last post by psycho on March 08, 2023, 09:26:12 AM »
There is a player who goes by the name "Suck". He plays on the Gungame server all the time so I thought he would like some admin privileges. Thought he was good people. Boy was I wrong. It amazes me what monumental assholes people are becoming. That's okay tho he will be banned from my servers from now on. Don't need ass wipes like him, her, or it whatever the case may be, on our servers.
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Gungame Servers / Re: Psychostats pages
« Last post by psycho on February 10, 2023, 06:49:06 AM »
Finally got a site to allow me to have working automatic updates to the stats pages. The urls will change soon, hopefully for the last time. I will post them here and on the motds I'm done installing.

These are all broke after a operating system update. I am using the game servers stats for now, they update once a day around 6 am eastern time.
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Gungame Servers / Re: DoD Source
« Last post by psycho on January 29, 2023, 09:51:55 AM »
DoD Source gungame is fun as hell. I say again get Day of Defeat Source people.
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Gungame Servers / Re: DoD Source
« Last post by psycho on January 25, 2023, 02:00:38 PM »
Tomorrow or the next day I am switching my Just DoD server to a DoD Source server and running the gungame plugin.
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Gungame Servers / Re: Psychostats pages
« Last post by psycho on January 21, 2023, 06:21:54 PM »
Finally got my internet back on today, working on stats update catch up. Will probably be caught up some times tomorrow.
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Gungame Servers / Re: Psychostats pages
« Last post by psycho on January 20, 2023, 08:19:59 AM »
In case anyone is wondering why some of the psychostats pages haven't updated for a couple of days it is because my internet has been down. Century link is populated by a bunch of retarded idiots, with no clue. Hopefully it will be back on today, if so I will resume manually updating.

The reason it is down is because I requested a static ip. Reason being I want to host some of the psychostats pages on one of my computers. Century link said I needed a business acct. for this so I ordered it. Long story short they managed to kill my residential account and cant seem to get the business account going. Tech has been here twice and is supposed to come back today. After endless hours of phone conversations, chat and text that is where I am at, about to loose my mind.
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Gungame Servers / DoD Source
« Last post by psycho on December 18, 2022, 06:32:25 PM »
I am starting a DoD Source server to see if there are more players and interest. The server ip is 206.217.207.72:27015. It will be locked untill I work out some bugs. If you want to try it out when it is up the password is pw.

I have gungame working on it but not always, not sure if I will run gungame all the time or just Day of Defeat.

More to come.
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Gungame Servers / Moving GUNGAME server to different ip
« Last post by psycho on December 09, 2022, 06:43:36 AM »
The server host for GUNGAME is discontinuing web hosting services for this server. I need this service to run the psychostats page.

Will keep everything the same as I can unless there are any suggested changes to consider.

It is at: 74.91.121.2:27015

Update: I have switched this server to DoD Source. Because of very few players joining. Source is a lot better, and I get more player traffic. Get DoD Source players, last time I checked it was $9.99
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